Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Toast - Tori Amos

Indiana is a Giant Worthless Cornfield
William: Indiana's a useless void. I think we should just move Notre Dame over a little into Illinois and then flood Indiana. It could be the sixth... seventh... whatever Great Lake.
Me: Seventh, Lake Champlain's one. And then, you know that mnemonic for the first five, HOMES? We could make it into HOMIES. XD; Though that still leaves out Champlain. And hey, Indianapolis would cease to exist then. Shame the Colts would probably just move to Portland or something.
William: Or they could just build a giant raft, and put the stadium on that. Then tailgaters could come in rowboats.
Me: But those would be more likely to catch fire from the grills and such.
William: Eh, it's not like football fans are generally the brightest people on earth.
Me: True. Hey, we could kill off some Colts fans in the process!